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OF NEWT WISDOM OF THE CRONE A collection of Wit |
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PARADOX We have taller buildings, We have bigger houses We drink too much, smoke too much, We have multiplied our possessions, We've learned how to make a living, but not a life; We've done larger things, but not better things. We've learned to rush, but not to wait. These are the times of These are the days of quick trips, disposable diapers, It is a time when there is much in the show window
A FEW MOMENTS OF MEDITATION Definition of athesim: a non-prophet organization. Why settle for the lesser of two evils? If the Goddess is watching us, Never invoke the gods unless you want them to appear. When you do a good deed, get a receipt I am an agnostic Pagan. And on the eighth day, the Goddess said Go thou and sin more creatively next time. That was Zen, this is Zao. Sects, sects. sects. Is that all you Catholic Priests think about? In a crisis, call for Isis! Give me that old time religion. Freedom OF religion includes I didn't believe in reincarnation in my last life, either. On the sixth day, the Goddess created the platypus and said Birth, life, death. Repeat as necessary. I don't care WHO you are. A diagnostic is someone who doesn't know whether The gods like to see atheists around. As long as there are tests,there will be prayer in schools. And it came to pass that in the hands of the ignorant, the words of I am ready to meet my Goddess. A priest, a rabbi and a minister walk into a bar. The Goddess is a comedian, playing to an audience Confession without repentance is just bragging. Everytime someone predicts the end of the world, I don't doubt YOUR existance. Signed, The Goddess.
WISE WORDS FROM THE CRONE Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead.
Aways remember you're unique. Just like everyone else.
Never test the depth of the water with both feet. If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments. Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes. If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. Good judgment comes from bad experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment. We are born naked, wet, and hungry, and get slapped on our ass. It goes downhill from there. The most wasted day of all is one in which we have not laughed. |
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